>>8510467us: listen earth, it's not your fault, its...
earth: yes anon-kun???
us: I am so sorry. For everything. We have thrown so much at you, and really have disrespected you for a long time, it's just we had no other option.
earth: it's ok anon. I feel tired anyways.
us: Heh, anyways... wait, are you paying attention?
earth: I am sleepy anon-kun, must go to sleep :P
us: listen, don't play like that. You know that if you go to sleep, it's for a very long time, and I might go away too.
earth: so sleepy...want to come to bed with me?
us: no, I don't. Listen...stay awake Earth. I know the methane is melting and you are getting overheated, but we can still be together. I'm sorry, for everything, is all I wanted to say is...
earth: Ok anon, that's good to know. I'm going to sleep now. I love you...