>>10675706Long hair is shit. It gives your opponent something to grab onto when he wants to bounce your skull against the nearest hard surface. It can easily get stuck in machinery that has a lot of moving parts. It's hot as shit when you're working outside. It gets caked in grease and sweat easily, gets dirt and leaves stuck in it, and gets in your eyes blocking your vision.
If you have long hair I'm going to assume that you're a do nothing fag who's afraid to get his hands dirty, because that's the same reason why women are able to keep their hair long. What are, a woman? Get a really short undercut or go bald. Anything is impractical and stupid.