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In Nazi Germany, all the prominent rabbi's get together to try and figure out why the Germans hate them.
''We can't get to the bottom of why they hate us because we don't think like Germans'' says one rabbi, to which another rabbi replies ''Well what do you expect the Germans are always drunk!''
Another rabbi thinks about this and says''Well that's the answer! To think like a German, we must get drunk like a German! Everybody go home, grab a bottle of vodka and we will all meet here later and get as drunk as the Germans. Then we'll figure out why they hate us.''
The other rabbis agree this is a good idea and so all leave to get a bottle of vodka. The head rabbi gets home and opens up his cupboard and grabs a bottle of vodka. His wife says ''What are you doing?'' and the rabbi tells her of the plan. She says ''Well if everybody is brining vodka just take water, save the good vodka for us, no one will know''
The head rabbi thinks this is a good idea so fills an empty bottle up with water and returns to the meeting.
All the rabbis gather around big chalice and each pour out there vodka bottles into the chalice. ''Right!'' says the head Rabbi, ''Let's get to the bottom of this'' and he take a cup and plunges it into the chalice and takes a deep sip. after he swallows he looks around at the other rabbis and says:
''Ok, now I know why they hate us...''
