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>[The WWA comes back from commercial despite the show having finished several days ago? Does anyone ever notice how weird it is that there is always a crowd in the arena? Sometimes we don't have a show for weeks! This is really weird! Please, God, help us! They keep us here for months! We just have to cheer and boo, and nothing more! I have a family! I just don't know how much long--
>[The WWA comes back from commercial, and Thea Thority is in the ring. In her hands, she has a small clipboard and a microphone, and she raises the clipboard to her mouth -- then quickly lowers it and raises the microphone instead.]
"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the hottest show in all of professional wrestling, the Waifu Wrestling Alliance! As you all know, the Babe1 Climax is coming up, and I've been tasked by the Cannelloni Canine to give you the final run down of how this is going to proceed!"
"First things first, the matches will all be contested with a 15-minute time limit. To make things easy for those of you playing at home, a clock will be displayed in the corner for every match-up, and all official times will be based on that clock. Sometimes it seems these clocks start early, but the official time will always be taken from these clocks! Further, all matches will be contested with a 20-count on the outside of the ring, so for those of our more, *ahem*, aggressive competitors there will be maximum time to work their magic."
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