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>be me
>rich American business-owner
>Make millions everyday
>Have a beautiful wife
>Living my life happily
>One day, browsing the internet at work in my business HQ
>Something catches my eye
>It's an egg
>a Kinder egg
>it looks so... gorgeous
>i must have it
>It looked so succulent, so round, so tasty
>the toy looked so god damn amazing, as well
>the egg was more important to me than anything, at this point
>Worth more than all of my money, my job, my wife
>I had to have it
>I press the button to my intercom
>"Kimberly, place an order for 300 Kinder eggs!"
>"Sir, Kinder eggs are illegal in the U.S."
>my heart sunk
>Tears rolled down my cheek
>I couldn't believe my ears
>Why would they do this?
>Why would they be as so cruel to refrain me from my beloved Kinder?
>I couldn't do it anymore
>I take one last look at everything
>I look at the picture of my wife, smiling at me
>nothing could convince me to keep going
>I go up the staircase and onto my roof
>I look at the city, one last time, before plummeting to my doom.
>As I head towards the bottom, I see a bright light form at the ground
>I see, in the portal of light, Kinder eggs!
>There they are! So delicious, So nutritious!
>I couldn't wait
>I got closer and closer to the portal
>Suddenly, everything went black.
