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The inevitable scenario for relationships with all single moms regardless of the race of their bastard offspring.
Scene; Your beautiful house you worked your ass off for. The one that you generously invited some ho and her bastard to come and share with you.
Characters; you, ho, bastard.
You; Johnny please don't do that at the dinnertable; it's rude and annoying.
bastard; Fuck you I don't have to do what you say, you're not my dad, asshole.
You; why you ungrateful brat, I'm going to...
ho; YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE. HE'S A GUD BOI. AND HE'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. HE'S MY CHILD NOT YOURS.
You; (whining) I know but did you see what he was doing? Did you hear what he said to me??
Ho, bastard; (evil grins of smug triumph)
