>>19841854>>19841857Sorry to ruin your headcanon very angry and ironically(?) bigoted towards to the Hispanic community poster, but I have to keep in shape to pass yearly physical fitness assessments. As per gas is concerned, when you get to a certain age, pizza and other greasy foods hit you differently, so having a Gas-x or a bottle of Pepto nearby is sometimes needed; however I can't really turn back the hands of the clock so I can't really be faulted for that, just like you can't really be faulted for your kneejerk reactions and short temper that I assume was because your mother smoked too much when you were in the womb.