>>9659600because it is true.
You can verify it yourself. Try worshipping Satan every day for a week:
- if something good happens to you, no matter how small, thak him for that
- before you go to sleep, pray to him
these two simple thing will bring so much good to your life that you won't understand how is it even possible.
Bonus points: if you can, use 666 or any of his symbols.