>>19761566ArKade struts backstage after her match, when she’s approached by an interviewer and camera crew. The interviewer pushes a mic toward her and asks a question in Japanese.
“GJPWで初勝利。気分はどうですか?” he asks
“The fuck you even saying, blud?” Arkade scoffs at him and grabs his mic as she pushes him away. “Get out of my face, blud! MOVE!”
The interviewer nods rapidly and scampers away. ArKade shakes her head as she watches him leave. “Bare wasteman round these ends, swear down bruv,” she mutters to herself, before turning to the camera.
“Guess what I just did? I just beat Pen Gwyn bruv!” She laughs. “GJPW mandem handed my sister a debut but didn’t give me shit! And that was a par, blud. And one I took mad personal. So I asked myself, ‘Yo ArKade, what are you gonna do about that shit?’ So your gal The Peng Princess of Piccadilly decided she’d go make a big fuckin’ impression blud. That’s why I called Pen Gwyn out, innit.”
ArKade laughs. “And it worked! Because guess what GJPW, I just beat your world champion’s ride or die gal. If she even is still world champion, ain’t no one even seen that sket in time bruv. And that’s ‘cus she’s running scared, innit! You all should be!”
“MADDOTAKO, were you watching, blud? Tremble in fear! How about all them WWA bitches? Priscilla Divine, I dare you set foot in Japan, blud, I’d slap you around and leave your fancy garms shredded and your face clapped, swear down! And Holly Hope-Again ain’t want none of this, that’s facts. No one can stop me!”
ArKade laughs and runs away down the backstage hallway until she’s out of the camera’s view.
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