>>2302529>Skip ahead a whole week, (they're still looking for me)>get worried they're closing in on me somehow, (the history teacher has not touched the subject, but she gives me odd looks every day)>decide it's time to do something about this>decide to frame a fag who i dislike, and happens to be part of the suspects>idea.png>decide to look up his classes in the school website (best feature in that shit btw)>stay after school for "math camp">teachers only lock their doors after all camps are over or they leave for an emergency>itsshowtime.penis>3 of his 6 classes have assigned seats, with the names of the students that sit on them for all the periods>draw swasties without getting caught, (don't even ask me how)>decide to draw swasties at random in 2 of his classes>draw swasty on history teacher's desk for extra sauce>skip ahead 3 days, it takes the school 3 days to find swasties>They make HUGEEE announcement, like, they gathered up every living human on that school for this shit>they put us all in the cafeteria>they make us watch a holocaust documentary>principal stands in stage (trying to cry from what i remember; emphasis on trying) >"As you can see, this was a horrible event" blah blah blah "and as you know, we had a dilemma with the 'swastika' in our school" blah blah blah "But after looking at the evidence" kek "we found the person responsible for this
>took all my years of samurai training not to burst out laughing>"it was actually one of our teachers responsible for this">W U T>turns out i had accidentally framed, somehow, some civics teacher, that i also so happened to despise, and everyone else did>"as a compensation for trying to incriminate you, the student body, we'll allow you to have free snacks in the cafeteria for a month">everyone goes ape shit>i laugh harder than initially>feelssupergoodman.gayIt was the best academic month of all my life.
>mfw i became a hero thanks to 6 million dead jews and a 2nd world war 