>>19618352>A present... for me?The dam breaks.
>*sob* Th-thank you so muchShe immediately throws her arms around Paule and squeezes only slightly less tightly than she does when delivering a bear hug.
>This is EXACTLY what I needAmazingly, when she opens the brightly coloured box it IS exactly what she needs; a brand new fedora.
And not one of those cheap polyester fedoras from Tepid Talking-Point that have become so fashionable among school shooters.
This is a genuine Goonin' Bros. hat, handcrafted from the wool of the fuzziest caterpillars in West Nōminstadt.
It's an incredibly thoughtful gift.
