>>9796516I buy Japanese tools, I buy Japanese cars, I eat Japanese foods, I drink Japanese beer, I buy Japanese electronics, I adore Japanese culture and history, and I go out of my way to make sure that everything I CONSOOM is as close to Japanese as possible. I even play games with actual otaku on Steam even though I don’t speak much Japanese. The only thing I don’t want to do is live there. What would you call me, then?