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Perpetuate christian infighting. Drive christians to demoralize and corrupt Christendom. Make christians thirst for other christians' blood. Make a Presbyterian community split between globohomo mainline and Westminster Confession-chanting creedalists. Have a mainliner gift a NIrV to an OPC young little girl's confirmation as subterfuge. Transport Zwingli into the 1847 Sonderbund War and have Switzerland snowball into an unholy powder keg in Western Europe as the 1848 revolutions rage on. Have the noise of the looting and raping of Constantinople 1204 make Justinian rise as a revenant, demonically from his sarcophagus like Procopius described in the Secret History. Possess an IFB KJVOnlyist in a white peaked hood to flash his huge warty super-giant text goatskin gilded KJV to the NIrV little girl terrifying her and making her scream at the top of her lungs. Have the revenant Justinian launch an undead plague and war against the Latins while chanting masked eastern Orthodox priests terrorize Frankish knights with the slightest Greek. Introduce Joseph Smith and his Christology to Ambrose. Kidnap Martin Luther as he leaves Worms, not as a staged kidnapping. Have the NIrV little girl flee into a Catholic convent to seek refuge. Have the sisters of the convent do unwritable sapphic things to her. Transport Calvin to Henry IV to persuade the latter to do a mass fucking iconoclasm even as the Spanish are closing in. Give the English Armada a plague to spread to the Iberian peninsula. Unleash the angry and fanatical Reformed Kingdom of France across the Pyrenees and the Rhine, laying waste to every Catholic cathedral and monastery and city, preempting the Thirty Years War into a Fifty Years War to bleed christendom white! Have an NIV playboy rescue the NIrV girl and tongue-kiss Ecstasy into her while shitty christian rock plays in a karaoke bar. Metamorphise the NIrV girl. Have a pentecostal grind the NIrV woman's stillborn baby and her corpse down a garbage disposal. - IV
