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Be me
>16 years old.
>Tried a bunch of drugs, but finally got a hold of bath salts.
>Smoke it from a Pepsi bottle.
>It worked, the high was similar to standing up real fast but also Down Syndrome brain
>Decided to go for a run in only pajama pants and no shirts
(bath salts stuff i guess)
>run around the block at Sonic the Hedgehog speed, practically foaming at the mouth.
>Get back home, have splitting headache.
>Quickly bath salt jog my way to parents medicine cabinet
>take like 2 or 3 asprin, dont remember.
>go up to my room to browse the Chan
>forget how to use computer
>fuck.mp3
>feel a quake in my bowls.
>the strength of 1000 Duke Nukems, (king of /bant/), pressing against the inside of my rectum.
>try to bath salt jog to the toilet
>get lost
>shit my pajamas
>all over the rug
>left with no option
>wipe ass with hand and lick it.
>shovel the poop into my mouth off the floor and my pajamas.
>safe.jpeg
>parents will never know
>have mini cardiac arrest
>pass out where i stood.
Parents woke me up with diarrhea all over my face and body. It looked like scat porn.
The aspirin was actually laxatives.
