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STOP SCROLLING. START TAKING YOUR FAPPING SERIOUSLY NOW
>But anon I know how to fap.
Maybe, but have you fapped on stims? Have you lovingly stroked your cock head for hour after hour?
>How on earth do I do that without blowing?
Like I mentioned before STIMS! Get some meth, speed or adderall.
>I'm not into hard drugs and I don't have a prescription.
Well don't worry you can just make jacktea.
>Jacktea? What is that?
It's a tea made from lemon juice and a Benzedrex inhaler. Just pull the top off and take out the cotton, place the cotton in a small amount of lemon juice and soak for an hour while occasionally smooshing the cotton with a spoon. Just drain out the liquid after an hour and drink, within an hour you will be in jack mode for 4-5 hours.
>That sounds expensive.
It's not it can be between 4-7 bucks for an inhaler and the cooms are priceless.
>1 super coom
Then you'll know how to satisfy yourself, make sure you have a lot of storage space. Your appetite for pornography is going to get pretty intense. Thank me later!
