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>Stephen Cobert walls on stage with his hostages induced with laughing gas.
>DAHNALD BLUMFS MUST MAKE A DECISON TONIGHT TO SAVE AMERICA HE MUST SAVE IVANKA WHOM I HAVE TRAPED IN AN UNKNOWN SANCTUARY CITY, OR HE MUST BREAK HIS ONE RULE, HAVE ONLY ONE SCOOP. I mean seriously, he eats with TWO SCOOPS
>the audiences is so induced with laughing gas that they laugh hysterically
>WHAT IS THIS?! THIS NOT PART OF THE JOKE!!!! HE EATS WITH TWO SCOOPS THAT'S NOT FUNNY
>the audience laughs even more
>THAT'S NOT FUNNY BOO NOW BOOOOOO CURSE YOU BINGAL DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMFFFF!!!!
>Trump crashes through the window in a bat outfit
>"It's over Joker, Ivanka is safe"
>BLUMMMFTJSKSF HOW DARE YOU FOIL MY PLAN!!!
>"I never lost count all all the people you cucked"
>AND I LOVE YOU FOR IT GROOMP, BUT I WILL ALWYAS HATE YOU FOR THE SCOOOOOPS
>Cobert lashes out towards Trump, stabbing him with a one scoop icescream, Trump licks it once, and snapps his neck
>THEY WILL GET YOU FOR THIS FRUMMF YOU BROKE YOUR RULE TWO SCOOOOOPS
>Cobert laughs hysterically as he finishes the neck snap, killing him
