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>TONIGHT on Engurland News. A huge paedophile ring operating out of an Islamic community centre in the heart of Manchester has been exposed. Up to ten thousand girls may have been trafficked and abused on an industrial scale.
>Knife crime is still increasing. Today has seen the death toll rise to 710 in one London borough alone.
>Another terror plot exposed to put anthrax in every packet of Walkers crisps in the country has bee-
>WOT DA FUK IS THIS DEPRESSING SHIT I FOOKIN HATE THE NEWS. WHY CAN'T THEY SHOW SOME HAPPY NEWS FOR FOOKIN ONCE? PUT ON THE FOOTIE, LUV.
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>We bring you back to the EPIC clash between Norf F.C and Suverner F.C at the Emirati Saif Al Islam Stadium!
>GO ON AL-RASHIDI! GO ON MY SON, HAMMER IT! YOU FUCKIN' LEGEND! YOU FUCKIN' BEAUTY!
>GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
