>>19788368"BECAUSE YOU SEE, when Spaghetti Doug needed a favour, to look after someone with the potential and future star power that someone like Onigiri has -- He. Called. Me. There were no Tomboy trainer -- and fuck, don't let me get started on THAT whole issue right now -- there was no Mighty office workers and absolutely FUCKING NOT no toothless puppy, CAMOuflaged security teams that can't even protect their own Villa downtown. No, Doug knew that he needed an ACTUAL STAR with ACTUAL STAR POWER in this ring, in that ring, with any up-and-comers that might need some VETERAN FUCKING ADVICE. He. Called. Me."
"And I got over to Japan, and I MET and learned to understand the inner workings of Onigiri, a former Intercontinental Champion in this company you think you're at the top of. And I PROTECTED Samantha and Stacey McTavish from a machete wielding moron who isn't fit to use my least favourite nickname. And I BELIEVED in Paule B. Coupe in the first and toughest fight of her career. And when I saw Tomb-- no, when I saw another former Intercontinental Champion, the GREATEST Intercontinental Champion this company has ever seen, the Firebird of Goon Japan, Ash FUCKING Romero -- who travelled from Spaghetti Town to Japan, then back to Spaghetti Town for the B1 Climax that YOU chose to sit out, then back to Japan -- look like she was exhausted and getting in over her head, I told her to let me know if she needed a hand. Because whether it's my own MASSIVE bank account or the goodwill from Spaghetti Doug, Kelly Omega is the kinda professional bitch that gets shit done when people need help. And if you ask me, Colby Jefferson looks like she needs some goddess-given, forged-in-fire PROFESSIONAL help."
>[Kelly Omega is at ringside now, and she heads toward the steps.][4/3]
