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>Carrots! CARROTS! They're good for your EYES!
>The anti-carrot brigade is built on LIES!
>It's considered vile, bigoted and HARMFUL,
>To walk around without a big orange ARMFUL!
>You VILL be silent, grin and bear it,
>Stop dissenting and just EAT ZE CARROT!!!
>Carrots! CARROTS! They're good for your SKIN!
>Throw ze POTATOES into ze BIN!
>ONLY CARROTS are APPROVED BY ZE STATE!
>No tomato! No eggplant! NOT UP FOR DEBATE!
>Orange man LE BAD! Carrot man LE GOOD!
>You VILL thank him for your FOOD!!!
>Carrots! CARROTS! Ze FOOD OF ZE LAND!
>How DARE you not walk with a CARROT IN EACH HAND!
>Was ist zat you're smuggling? A SPUD?
>Uh, I think zis means you must be a CHUD!
>Every food except carrots is BITTER!
>You VILL submit to cancellation on TWITTER!!!
