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>[The Waifu Wrestling Alliance fades back in from a break and in the ring is none other than... THE... VICTORIOUS Boston Crab! The WWA's Sweetest Caroline (bah bah bah) has a microphone in hand, and she's fired up!]
'WHEY-AH MAH CRAHBAHOLICS AT?"
>[Monster pop.]
"Dat's right! I wawked inta da den o' da dominant one, and I crahcked that floozy Susie lahk a SLUGGAH FROM FENWAY! Dah only rattlah round 'ere was da sound-a 'er JAW when ah PAWPED 'er and had 'er brain rattlin' 'round dat DUMB-inant head! But dis was only da foist stop on DEE Bawston Crahb's rise ta greatness!"
"Nah, Susie, youse was dahn at da bottom of da ninth, and youse struck out, sister! And den ya had a little tempah tern-trum and ya popped da ref? Oh Susie Susie Susie. Dat's naht very dominant of ya. Maybe when ya get back from ya little suspen-shun we can tork it out. But no more lookin' at da past! DEE Bawston Crahb is look to da fyoot-cha!"
"'Coz dey tell me dat Ah've already got a follow up ready! Dat's right, anuddah floozy ta tap or snap! Dere's no rest for da wicked, and ya gal is as wicked cool as dey come! So lemme see dem CRAHBS UP, and lemma he-ah ya make some noise for DA WINNER... DEE BAWSTON CRAHB."
