>>1190650Mental gymnastics is the only exercise this American do.
Youre legitimately delusional, the only thing you blew the fuck out of was your dad, and even that wasn't good enough to stop him from leaving you.
I can almsot guarantee that you were the only person in this thread that was unable to comprehend that pic related was a joke, and now that it's had to be pointed out to you it's only left you even more confused.
Someone oretwnding to be a retarded American could not have performed it as perfectly as you have.
Congrats faggot
