>>1138062Dahnald. I have some exciting news to tell you.
The research conducted by the Bogdahnoffs has finally found our last lead on the fabled Galactigates, Dahnald. My journeys across the frozen wastes of Antarctica and the damp quagmires of the Amazon, to name a few places, have given us the clues possible to make make our vision a reality.
Tomorrow, Dahnald, on March 15th, we will open the rift to dimensions beyond from the South Pole. If the Bogdahnoffs are correct, and they always are, the fabled Galactigates lie just within this mythical portal.
From there, Dahnald, the secrets of the universe will be ours to command, and the virtues of true constitutional conservatism will be felt within the civilizations of galaxies innumerable.
Be prepared, Dahnald. We'll let you know when we are ready.
