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*phone rings*
*gunshots outside*
>Ah... the bullets are soaring
>the children are screaming...
>my foreskin is missing
>what a beautiful day for sharting
>good morning boss, why yes I am willing to work overtime with no pay tonight, see you soon
>anyways, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't sharted yet!
>it's time to hop onto my favorite Chinese knitting forum and machine-gun jack hammer my newly bought, overpriced iPhone XXD9S with my oily quadroon tendrils once again!
*loud texting sounds*
>*gasp* Is that a... a female woman of European descent? I bet she likes black cocks. She looks like my sister too... imagine... the potent seed of the negroid BVLL tainting the delicate womb of that pretty pink princess
>hnng ah I... *start jerking off violently* I must shart...
*loud sharting noise*
>hnnng
>ahh
*jerking intensifies*
*loud groans*
>ohh....GOD
>AAHH
>HNNG... AAAHHH OHH FUCK!
*loud groans*
*intense heavy breathing*
>HNNFFF HHHHMM
*in ecstasy I start slamming my phone as hard as I can, cracking the screen in the process*
>I'M SHAAAAARTING
>I AM... SHAAAAARTING
>I'M...SHAARTING
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>OH FUCK.... SHAAAARTINGG
>aaaAAAAAAHHHHHH OH FUCK IT'S EVERYWHERE!
>AAAAAAHHHH OHHHH AWWWWNNN
>OH FUCK... OOOFFF... OH BOSS, OH FUCK
*after such intense pleasure I come back to my senses*
>ahhh.... oh... there you are, my sticky yellowish gift to the world... my son...my son
> (sobbing) oh fuck... oh fuck
>well... time to go to work...I'll grab some burgers for breakfast on my there...
>actually... a little shart first wouldn't hurt...
