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>"SAAALLLUTATIONS BE UPON YOU, WWA GALAXY!"
The crowd is stunned by the appearance of the odd young woman in a knight's helmet and ring gear who previously sent in a video of herself putting answering any of the open challenges that had been issued but in a non-specific way. She has a microphone, and takes it with her to the ring.
>"Verily, you shall know that it is I, the noble wrestling knight known as SHEE6. I have lent mine voice unto your delightful chorus of chaos upon one other occasion, in the form of a prerecorded video message in which I proclaimed mine sincere and valiant intent to answer any open challenges which lacked a challenger, for any opponents who lacked an opponent. And yet, mine voice was not heard; it was as an ephemral gossamer plea cast into the winds of a hurricane, torn asunder by the wind and the fury."
>"So it was that mine answer was itself unanswered, mine courageous rise to meet the challenges of the day having come to naught before the frenetic bustle of an antic and uncaring world. It could have plunged a different challenger, one whose heart had not been steeled, into a sort of indolent self-reflection, in which torpid doubts bob through the irresolute instinct like apples upon the brackish water of a rain-barrel sullied by the greasepaint and grime upon children's joyful faces as they bob for their fruity prizes upon Allhallow's Eve. Indeed, such a sobering rebuke by the absence of reply itself might well be cause for a sobering question, which I now bring mineself to contemplate before you."