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Ok so I literally never greentext but today is an exception.
>Be me country boy that hates big cities & towns.
>Have to go into town because bank meeting.
>Not been into my local town centre for about 6 months because I online everything as much as I can.
>Walk into town, today is a hot 23°C and humid as heck!
>Notice a few shops have changed and one of them had turned from an old card shop into an open-plan dance training school.
>Narrowish walkway through this part of town have to walk right past the front.
>About 20 or so, barely dressed fit as fuck 18/20yo's in tight matching sweat shorts and boob tubes fly out of the place to head for the slushie bar across the way, just as I'm walking past.
>One hottie plays a prank on another one and simultaneously pulls down her boobtube and pushes her forward, right into me.
>2 perfect marrows, clammy, covered in sweat & way to big for the tiny frame of the owner smack straight into my arm.
>Freeze, can't stop staring. The next 3 seconds felt like an eternity.
>Looks at me as she's trying to get these monsters back into their quite frankly inadequate cage and giggles "whoops I'm so sorry".
>Word.exe crashes and I think my very high pitched response was "he ba pa" and off I walk as quickly as possible.
