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Be me
13
>On vacation in Florida with family
>Neet.jpg
>All is going according to plan
>The people in campsites around us >are cool
>One family moves in one camp over
> A qt 9/10 and a qt 6/10 and there >40+ year old mom
>Being the fat horny little retarded 13 >year old I was my only plan was >psychologically setting traps for >9/10 to fall in love with me
>Brilliant.mov
>After a week of traps which included helping them set up a tent because Boy Scout and fighting the 60 plus year crazy crazy lesbian lady 2 tents down
>I'm really pissed at this point 9/10 is currently talking to a 16 year old biker and I'm no closer to getting my Lil buddy tickled then the day I was born
>Now 2 days till my birthday 9/10 is still oblivious to my desire
>Mommy daddy and qt mom are all in the camper having vodka and bouncy time
> On my birthday qt 9/10 is eating my b-day cake across the table from me and I realize that it's never going to happen
>Go take a shower at bathhouse because primitive camping
>Be waiting for shower thinking of all the things I should have done differently
> Qt 6/10 walks up and stands next to me
>Shower opens up and lady in front of me says *if you want this one you can have it *
> I think hell yeah then 6/10 chimes in with a *no thanks we only need one* as she grabs my arm
> Niggawut.mp3
>Mfw all my traps that didn't work on 9/10 worked on 6/10
>Mfw I got fucked in the shower as my birthday present
