>>4674566It depends on a few things, like age, experience or fitness. If you're looking to become proficient in a short time thai/kick or striaght boxing will do you well.
If you're short, try Judo you'll be tough as teak in a year. Kung fu can also actually be super effective if trained at a good school. There are alot of attacks to the throat testicles and eyes = the holy trinity of fucking leave me alone cunt.
Krav maga has semi realistic training, if you're the autistic type some ninjutsu can even be quite good, although i'd train something else with it. It will train you to be adopt a wicked streak if you get into it.
I've just replied to your OP and not read the other posts yet but can imagine the larping already.
The most important thing is that you enjoy it and like the company of the people there, get fit and try and change your mind set. There is no one superior martial art, there is only so many ways you can skin a cat. Look around your local area and and see what's what. Don't be hesitant to try a few things untill you find something that suits you. If you dont want to be there it's as good as useless.