>>19837305I stole a child from a single mother. Wasn't even fucking the mother, the kid just started looking up to me for some reason, and I took a liking to him, so I just took him. He likes camping and fishing and all the stuff my dad did with me when I was a kid, and now he gets that too! He has also inherited my hatred for niggers and faggots, I had to scold him recently, for loudly expressing in public how he'd like to
>burn all the niggers Probably as close as I'll get to fatherhood, but pretty fun to be honest.