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>be me
>painting room
>mom comes in to help
>mom has always had very bad eyesight
>she picks up a roller and starts painting next to me
>sees cuts on my arm
>"oh i see the cat got you too"
>rolls up her sleeve and shows me cat scratches
>"yeah, haha, he's a wild thing"
>mfw my mom thought it was cat scratches
>mfw it was actually a swastika i carved into my arm
>mfw I got away with it
