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>i awake infront of a stage
>hundreds of people around me
>waiting on the 'big reveal'
>the lights dim and a giant screen appears
>"BE3" appears on the screen
>people start going fucking crazy
>todd howard walks onto the stage
>PEOPLEGOFUCKINGBERSERK
>"ladies (wink) and gentlemen, we here at bethesda are happy to announce our greatest accomplishment, this game is the game you've all been asking for since 2011"
>holy fuck it's finally happening
>video starts playing
>elder scrolls type music in the background
>starts crying like a faggot
>"the elder scrolls" pops up
>long pause
>heavy breathing
>"V"
>waitwhat
"skyrim special edition - remastered"
>wtf
>suddenly the room is empty and dark
>oh heck
>dim red light comes on illuminating todd's deformed face
>todd is still on stage smiling at me
>then he starts shouting at me with a satanic voice
>"BUY MY GAME BUY MY GAME
BUY MY GAME BUY MY GAME BUY MY GAME BUY MY GAME BUY MY GAMEBUY MY GAME"
>i wake up panting and sweaty
i really need to stop playing video games past midnight, fellas
