>>14893378I am not sure who you are quoting and I am halfway inclined to ramble about the rise of the Oligarchs or insult that Pole for his obvious bate but I think we can all agree that those things are far less important than how unbelievably cute Satori is.
I cannot believe how stupidly cute Satori is. I mean rock-hard stupid cute. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid cute. Cute so cute that it goes way beyond the cute we know into a whole different dimension of cute. Satori is trans-stupid cute. Meta-cute. Cute collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Cute gotten so dense that no heartbeat can escape. Singularity cute. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury cute. Satori emits more cute in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar cute. I can't believe Satori is this cute. Nothing in our universe can really be this cute. Perhaps Satori is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of cute. Some pure essence of a cute so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an overload of cute for me. After this, you may not hear from me ever again. My heart doesn't have enough strength left for me to explain how ineffably and incomprehensibly cute Satori is, and that's just the tip of the iceburg of how amazing and wonderful Satori is. "cute".
