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So bois does anyone else have funny weed stories? This one literally happened last night
>be me
>i met my drug dealer friend that ive known for years and buy 2 grams of dank weed
>we smoke just over a gram from me and over a gram from the my other 2 friends
>highaf.jpeg
>when im done i make my way home
>oh shit i forgot extra money for food and smell covering things
>im gonna stink of weed and alcohol
>had been drinking earlier
>ohshit ohshit ohshit
>literally down the road from my house when the weed paranoia sets in hard
>i can literally sense the fact my mum will search me cause i stink
>take the weed baggie from my pocket and put it in my underwear
>nearly home now, i second guess myself and think that im just being a paranoid fuck, because my mum had never searched me before, even when i smelled like weed.
>take the bag from my underwear and inbetween my shirt and coat like that was a good idea...
>go home and run upstairs to my room
>im searching myself and my weed bag is missing
>"did i drop it?"
>im frantically searching myself for my weed baggie
>my mum walks into the door, she asks where ive been and sticks her hands in my pockets to search me
>holy shit i predicted it
>she finds nothing on me and leaves, cant prove ive done anything
>my baggie is still missing
>frantically search my room
>im bugging out now cause i think i might've dropped it downstairs
>look down
>Its literally on the fucking floor, not even a few inches from where my mum was standing to search me
>i must've dropped it when i first came into my room
>MFW
