Alright /bant/, it's time to play Drebin's Mad Libs! Drebin, that lovable negro, has some new B&B Corps members to tell us about.
Go here:
http://thesnakesoup.org/editorial-articles/the-5-dumbest-moments-in-metal-gear-solid-4-guns-of-the-patriots/Scroll down to #2
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Post the story here