>>11185353>>11185359My main gf just woke me up with a text. I forgot her birthday. Her husband I presume (I know settle down though) just got her a puppy. Apparently I’m on the menu to meet said dogo. I was shart posting all night then that guy got shot so I stayed up all morning to see if the civil war would start. I need to get a gift, wash some clothes, have some coffee, stop writing this post, get a shower/shave in an hour.
I’m fucked. Unless I steal next doors cat and say I bought you this. So that’s a plan. I just thunk it as I typed.
