>>21585875>Justice for all my frens>>21585876>no they were already in the process of taking the squirrel when he understandably bit a police officer who was abducting himThat's their post facto emergency rationalization. Someone pointed out there was news of a high profile migrant rape of a very young child that happened the day before and they needed something dramatic to "bleach" the news cycle.
Sort of like how the Pentagon reported that their audit revealied the military "lost" two trillion dollars. That report came out on Sept 10, 2001.