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Marvel's Spiderman
Wait, wait, I know. Goyslop, capeshit, etc. Hear me out.
Spiderman was created jews, not to subvert white people, but to exploit them. They distilled the essence of whiteness into a character called Peter Parker, and then sold it back to whites to make lots of money.
Peter Parker is virtuous to a fault, fanatically devoted to his family, a steadfast seeker of justice even in the face of institutional opposition, obsessive about fulfilling his responsibilities. He's brilliant, capable, and adaptable. He's reviled by the media and authorities. He constantly sacrifices for the greater good, and faces death not without fear, but with an unconquerable vigor and joy for living. Spidey's fear, his constant awareness of being absurdly out of his depth, is thus his most endearing feature. He fights anyway. He has to. It's his duty.
The enemy created an archetype of all the qualities they admired in whiteness long before they became canny combatants in the culture war. Look now, how they try to destroy what they made: they raceswap MJ, they turn aunt May into a crass cougar, they make Spidey a sycophant to a billionaire oligarch. They even try to replace him with a blacktino. But Miles Morales will never be the real Spiderman. Peter Parker can't be replaced without destroying Spiderman. The powers are secondary, the true enduring mass appeal of the character is his unrelenting, unrepentant, uncompromising whiteness.
Anyway, the game is ridiculously fun. Skip the sequel, because niggers etc.
