>>12186503ruralfag checking in.
>debt free>bigger house than you>no traffic>if my equipment breaks down yes I fix it>happy as fuck with happy family>county is tied for the lowest tax rate in the state>my internet is faster than yours cuz there ain't 4 million niggerfaggots dragging it down>if the power ever goes out my small town has a power plant that they fire up in 15 minutes flatSeethe more you lying fucking faggot. Also if I want the city experience I can get in a fucking car and drive a couple hours to stand in line for Chipotle, dodge trashy beaners on the street corners and sit at 35 fucking stoplights getting across town.