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the concept of hookup apps seem pretty degenerate and so of course they have been accepted into our "progressive" society
why bother going to parties or being social when you can just open up your phone and find people to fuck with minimal effort
and the girls are the worst, half of them say on their profile "not looking for hookups" even though they're on a hookup app and would gladly spread their legs for a chad any day, at least dudes have the decency of being straight forward about trying to hookup on the app like you're supposed to
let me tell you what happened with a tinder slut tonight
>be me
>be matched with girl on tinder for a couple days
>flirting a bit
>weekend finally comes
>I know she's "not looking for hookups" on her profile, but I ask her what she's doing tonight
>"muh plans got cancelled"
>((bitch you didn't have any plans))
>ask her if she wants to come over, smoke weed and netflix
>she comes over
>photos were 6/10 but she's really 4/10 cause she's fatter than she looks in photos
>we chat for a bit and start smoking weed
>we're getting along really well and I realize that I'm much hotter than her
>getting some fuck me vibes
>we start watching netflix and all the while she's caressing me, playing with my beard and hair, rubbing my arms, legs, and chest, etc.
>we cuddle and our faces are very close together
>eventually i'm on top of her
>she's silly and high, I can't tell if she really wants to make out or if it's just the weed
>i start to pull away and she pulls me back towards her
>i go for the kiss
>she stops me
>doesn't even feel awkward feels more like a ((not yet i don't know you very well))
>we keep cuddling and watching netflix
>and then it happened
>she stood up and hunched over
>vomit.exe
>grabbed a trashcan semi on-time but some still gets on the floor
>mfw a college chick can't handle 3 hits from a bong
>she passes out in my bed, no sex, no hookup whatsoever
the worst part is... she was a jew the whole time...
