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>be me, maybe 2 or 3 years ago
>everyone in my neighborhood was invited to a new years party
>drunk college fags shooting fireworks
>a firework falls over while the fuse is still burning
>goes through a window and blows up
>tfw my neighbor's house is burning
>watching the chaos of drunk guys pissing on the fire to put it out while the fire department is trying to stop them and help
>walk up to an ambulance to see if everyone is okay
>told some idiot got 4th degree burns on their pee pee and was being brought to the hospital
>steal one of the fireworks while theyre all distracted for whatever reason
>next year
>they refuse to invite me again
>aim the firework from last year at a drunk stacy's car
>shoot it off when nobody's looking
>battleship.png
>b-4, missed
>firework explodes on the street outside of my neighborhood
>hear a crash and a car alarm blaring
>run inside my house
>hide for a week with nothing but cereal and vidya
Tell me some of your stories now you retards I demand bumps
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