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>next Friday
>get the game back and ask how his experience was
>says it was fun and beat the game on hard mode and jaw hits the floor. Ask him how he got past the second level
>Starts talking loudly about how easy it was
>he says the whole game was super easy you just had to follow what the game was telling you to do as the instructions passed on the screen. Asks how I couldn't get past the second level since it was so easy.
>Realize right then and there why I couldn't beat the second level
>didn't know how to read because I forgot how
>"Oh" I said, "I just liked blowing stuff up."
>He says cool and hangs out with other kids
>terrified they'll learn my secret, I just watch them from a distance for the remainder of the class