>>8341117Dirty pakis get cool gold plated and etched MP5's and tacticool G3's but I'm stuck with a basic bitch M16/M4 platforms.
>tfwWhy do the warlords get all the cool shit?
>>8341116Uhhhhhh you gotta go outside and find a girl you want to get to know then talk to her.
If you're awkward and shy then go places where awkward and shy girls are. Like a library or a computer lab.
Are you really this bad?
>>8341162Oh no you've told me.
I think it's great you have such strong convictions against alcohol while still not being a complete dick knob about it.
Have you ever had a non-alcoholic variant of an alcoholic drink before?
