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>be American
>live in dumpster
>stack logs on top of my car
>drive to walmart
>logs roll off
>cop pulls me over
>cop tells me to get out of the car
>my seatbelt is stuck
>cop tells me to get out of the car or I'll be under arrest
>MY SEATBELT IS STUCK
>try to pry seatbelt off
>cop thinks I am pulling a gun on him
>MY FUCKING SEATBELT AMERICAN JESUS HELP ME IS STUCK
>get shot
>in American hospital
>I'm doing better and ready to leave
>pay my $2500.00 bill
>tip the cashier
>pee in my shoes before I leave to prevent athlete's foot
>walk to my car
>see an aussie
>ask him about the emus
>get shot again