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We decided to make our way down to the drum when we knocked off work, I saw this solid 9/10 Sheila, fuckin’ hell mate, she was an absolute beut. I pulled me jocks down and showed her me woondi, I yelled “OI YA SAUCY LIL MINX, ME COCK IS MORE SWOLE THAN ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER!!” She was fiending it so bad, cracked onto her and drove her to my joint. Me and the boys tag teamed her moot and turned her slosh pot from a hair width ants nest to Mariana Trench, she was lovin’ life, cunt was frothing at the gills for the thrashing that was unleashed upon her map of Tassie.
Blimey, my mob now refer to me as “The Meat Grinder” and “The Butcher” now because her cunt resembled minced meat after I was through with her.
What you poofters drinking tonight?
