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Next week you will meet your girlfriend. These are your options.
Blue ID This girl is a 9/10 liberal arts major. She dislikes arguing so will not force her opinions on you but you will have a kid with her within the first five years.
Pink ID This girl is a total blonde flirt. She is just over five feet tall and when you enter a room expect her to be flirting with other men. Not to worry though, she won't do anything with them.
Green ID Your girl will be Irish. She is beautiful, a real model. Her hair is red and she loves potatoes. Expect to eat them for dinner every day or else she will withhold sex. Your third kid will have ass freckles.
Yellow ID Your girl is Chinese. She loves bedtime disco and no matter what you do she will end up in control of managing your finances. Your kids will be intelligent despite you being a NEET.
Red ID Your girl is Spanish and loves fine dining. She also cooks for you ever day and expects you to compensate her in compliments.
Orange ID Your girl is an Italian from Boston. She will bicker with you in public and try to make you feel like shit at every corner. Just remember you can quell this by tickling her. The effect lasts five hours and costs five white mana.
Purple ID You get a woman with type two bipolar disorder, she is manic and hates to stay indoors for long. She is great at sex and does tattoo artistry for a living. She will attempt to murder your parents if they try to deny your marriage. Your kids have a 50/50 chance of being crazy.
Black ID Your girl is a Kenyan migrant who uses ash soap. She loves everyone and puts beads on all your windowsills. She hates loud speech and will raise your kids very well.
White ID Your girl is a cute virgin who won't have sex until marriage. She kicks in her sleep. She loves the beach, the closer you live to the beach the happier she will be overall.
