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SVIX bros, it's time to short the VIX ponzi. VIX futures market maker slut paypigs are eager to hand over wads of cash to any shorts willing to give them some attention. The clothespins on their little piggy clitties are pinched tight in edging anticipation. Free money begins Monday. Claim it quick cuz the paypiggies are getting uppity and might try to cum. Never let your VIX futures market maker paypigs cum. Take their money and drop them off at the Circle K then ride on. When they get hot and bothered offering free money again come back for it. Monday is the day. Close your shorts by Thursday before the next equity leg down
