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So I flushed a bunch of bad potatoes and potato peels down the garbage disposal and some of them got stuck and literally stopped the blades of death dead on their tracks. These blades never failed me. After a gruesome battle against the utensil reinforcements, I managed to defeat the potato duo by tactically dropping hot boiling magma from my highground until their forces weakened and my fork brigade was able to flank them from behind, ending their last stand.
But allas, the potato forces had a card up their sleve, as they were consumed by the metal vortex, they released a weapon yet unknown amongst my brightest of braincells: Starch. Their insides thus expanded, clogging the city i mean sink pipelines, and puting my city into a state of chaos, as water flooded from below, and the system gave in.
>MY SINK IS FUCKING LEAKING BECAUSE OF POTATOES.
I just wanted to eat something dude.
