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>be me 5’5” brown Mexican manlet
>look like if a burrito and a garden gnome had a love child
>no career, no talent, no education
>most women wouldn’t touch me with a 10 foot pole
>one day, hear about sperm donation campaign
>"free donut included?! I'm in"
>turns out I’m stupid fertile, like "rabbits take notes" fertile
>start donating once every couple nof months like it’s my side hustle (which, technically, it is)
>fast forward a few years ive fathered over 18 kids.
>curiosity hits, stalk one of the families on Facebook
>see Chad Thunderdick, tall, rich, blue eyedn facial structure of a nordic viking, holding his gorgeous wife and their baby
>realize my sperm outmaneuvered his entire existence
>mfw I'm a genetic parasite
I guess Life… finds a way...
(jurassic park theme but played on a kazoo.)
