>>255234This. Do it Bond style. Old school Bond. Get all suited up and start pounding martinis until she kicks off. Then hold her tight in your arms and slap the shit out of her. Maybe spout a witty one-liner. You can't get in trouble if you do it Bond style. Some beer chugging slob beating up on his gf because she burned the chicken casserole is just asking to be locked up. You're not going to get arrested if you're looking classy and sipping a cocktail when the police show up.
