>>18390647>What the shuck is th->P-P-PANDA!?>So all the rumors about Onigiri ARE TRUE!> . . .>Then that means that-> . . .Piss Panda climbs out of the crate but slips and falls onto his face. She hadn't noticed up until this moment but the opened crate emitted an extremely strong musk. It makes her gag.
Piss Panda rolls towards Corn Girl and starts inhaling deeply.
>PP: 你好,年輕的玉米少女。>PP: Nǐ hǎo, niánqīng de yùmǐ shàonǚ.>PP: Panda's the name and pissing is the ga->CG: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Corn Girl blindly fires at the panda as she trips and falls over. A cloud of dust obscures everything within her immediate radius.
All is quiet.
Corn Girl thinks that she may have just kicked off the Sino-American War.
Corn Girl gets up amidst the dust and blindly steps forward to assess the situation. Still no sound can be heard apart from the sound of dirt settling underneath her.
She was sure that she had killed off the endangered interloper.
As Corn Girl takes another step she feels the heel of her shoe sink in to the ground. Had the blood of the urine ursine soaked into the ground so quickly.
Corn Girl looks down to see that it wasn't blood that had moistened the ground. It was-
>PP: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!The panda jumps out of the curtain of dust towards Corn Girl. She lets out a scream and squeezes the trigger of her rifle once more. This time she could see that she was missing but before she could aim her weapon stops firing. She needed to reload but her instincts kick in. She hits the panda with the stock of her rifle and he looses his footing and faceplants into the musky mud.
Corn Girl runs into the corn field
