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Pilate: "So uh, your own people have basically told me to kill you. Wtf is up with that?"
Jesus: "It is what it is bruh. Fr."
Pilate: "I need something more substantial from you. Some of the crack addicts outside say you're a king or something, wtf is going on? I should be enjoying a shoulder rub from a naked woman but instead I'm here smelling you from across the room."
Jesus: "Muh kingdum is not of dis world."
*Pilate rubs his temples and sighs.*
Pilate: "Goddamnit...wait but you must be a king then since you claim to have a kingdom!"
Jesus: "Yeah das rite. I gots me a kangdum. And every nigga dats of da troof hears mah voice."
Pilate: "wtf are you even talking about? I can see why everybody hates you. Now you try and monopolize the concept of truth? Take this scum away."
John 18:33-40
